The Story… :)

Sorry for the delay, did not get much of a chance to spend(waste) time before my system last week.

Here is the story –

A geriatric member of the feminine group – ஒரு பாட்டி

devilled a conglomeration of cosmestible components in a scalding lipid – வடை சுட்டுக்கிட்டு இருந்தாங்க

Within a hardly significant interval in a nonspatial continuum, – அப்போ திடிருனு

a member of the corvus genus (Name: Corvie) – ஒரு காக்கா

flittered through the firmament – வானத்துலிருந்து பறந்து வந்து

and purloined a modicum of the suateed entity – ஒரு வடைய திருடிட்டு போயிடுச்சு

Corvie festinated to the apex of a perennial multicellular organism. – காக்கா மரத்து மேல போய் உக்கார்ந்துரிச்சு

A carnivorous member of the Vulpes genus (Name: Vulpie) – அப்போ ஒரு நறி

perceived the esculent material with Corvie – காக்கா கிட்ட இருந்த வடைய பார்த்து

and fostered an appetence to partake the same. – அதை சாப்பிடனும்னு ஆசை பட்டுச்சு

Vulpie confabulated with Corvie the following statement – நறி காக்கா கிட்ட சொல்லுச்சு –

“You exhibit an enticing enunciation. Would you proffer me a composition?” – ” உன் குரல் ரொம்ப நல்லா இருக்கு. எனக்காக ஒரு பாடு பாடுறியா?”

Perceiving Vulpie’s blandishment as veridical, – நறி சொன்னது உண்மைனு நம்பி
Corvie unclosed the mandible – காக்கா பாட வாய திறந்துச்சு
and effectuated the descent of the conglomeration. – வடை கீழே விழுந்துடுச்சு.

Vulpie secured its dominion over the pabulum and scoured forthwith. – நறி வடைய எடுத்துட்டு ஓடி போயிடுச்சு.

For those of you who can’t read tamil –

A geriatric member of the feminine group – An old lady

devilled a conglomeration of cosmestible components in a scalding lipid – was frying vadais (I can’t find the english word… let me know if you are aware of it)

Within a hardly significant interval in a nonspatial continuum, – Suddenly,

a member of the corvus genus (Name: Corvie) – a crow

flittered through the firmament – came flying down

and purloined a modicum of the suateed entity – and stole a vadai

Corvie festinated to the apex of a perennial multicellular organism. – Then the crow flew up to a branch on the top of a tree

A carnivorous member of the Vulpes genus (Name: Vulpie) – A fox

perceived the esculent material with Corvie – saw the crow holding the vadai.

and fostered an appetence to partake the same. – The fox wished to eat it

Vulpie confabulated with Corvie the following statement – The fox told the crow –

“You exhibit an enticing enunciation. Would you proffer me a composition?” – ” You have a very sweet voice. Will you sing a song for me?”

Perceiving Vulpie’s blandishment as veridical, – The crow thought what the fox said was true.

Corvie unclosed the mandible – The crow opened its mouth to sing

and effectuated the descent of the conglomeration. – which caused the vadai to fall down.

Vulpie secured its dominion over the pabulum and scoured forthwith. – The fox took the vadai and ran away.

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The first person to guess this was… Pingie!!! 🙂 Many thanks Pingie dear for taking the time to read through and post the answer. I’m not at all surprised because she is a big English Jeevi. Promised her a chocolate next time I see her. The reason I’m mentioning this – promises made in public are more effective. :p

My brain is totally out… thanks for reading… will post soon :)…

Corvie and Vulpie

NOTE: I know all of you are good, honest people and will not google and check the words in the story, even if you do not understand some of them. Still, I would like to request that you don’t

A geriatric member of the feminine group devilled a conglomeration of cosmestible components in a scalding lipid. Within a hardly significant interval in a nonspatial continuum, a member of the corvus genus (Name: Corvie) flittered through the firmament and purloined a modicum of the suateed entity.

Corvie festinated to the apex of a perennial multicellular organism. A carnivorous member of the Vulpes genus (Name: Vulpie) perceived the esculent material with Corvie and fostered an appetence to partake the same.

Vulpie confabulated with Corvie the following statement –

“You exhibit an enticing enunciation. Would you proffer me a composition?”

Perceiving Vulpie’s blandishment as veridical, Corvie unclosed the mandible and effectuated the descent of the conglomeration.

Vulpie secured its dominion over the pabulum and scoured forthwith.

*** THE END ***

This piece is an experiment to prove two facts:

1. What will happen if Jamie starts writing in big biggg difficult words, and to make you feel more thankful that Jamie doesn’t do so 🙂

2. How you can make a complete complicated mess out of something which can be expressed clearly using simple words.

If you were able to conjecture… oops 🙂 … guess the story, post a comment. Even if you were unable to do so, comment anyway :p . Comments with guesses will be withheld till next week, when I will give out the actual story. Even if you think you are correct, please don’t reveal it your other friends who may be reading this.

If you are interested, you may see my inspiration here. (Nothing against the author, but I definitely don’t feel comfortable reading something that makes me refer a dictionary once every 10 words.) :p

A cordial valediction to all!!!! 🙂